Mental Hospital
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna’s heroic act, she considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, “Edna, I have good news and bad news.
Relaxing
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came asked him, “Are you relaxing?”
Singh then answered, “No, I am Banta Singh.” Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Singh answered, “No No Me Banta Singh!” Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
What is the Gender of your Computer?
A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’
‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’
A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’
Fountain of youth
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, “What is this, father?”
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, “I have no idea what it is.”
Little Girls Don’t Lie
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The Nephew
There was a woman who was pregnant with twins. Shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins and the only person around to name her children was her brother.